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Best quotes about success
The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do. and what you have to do to get where you want to be may not be pretty or may not come easy...
Success seems to be connected with action,Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don't quit.
- Conrad Hilton
Joy’s World
Where is she? Where has she gone?
In her own wonderful world
Playing her own sweet song
In a world full of wonder
Where everything is right
there is music and laughter
From morning till night.
Dreaming of new beginnings
Adventure and song
Wanting to see new places
These feelings can’t be wrong
Wanting to feel wanted
Held and feel love
Praying for a miracle
From Our Wonderful God Above.
Joy’s world is
Flowers, sun and rainbows
A kiss from a grandbaby
A love that flows and grows
Wanting to feel wanted
To be in love one more
Wanting to know, wanting
What’s behind that closed door.
Quote of the Day:
Encouragement is like a premium gasoline - it helps to take knocks out of living.
--Anonymous
Funny Marriage Quotes
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - David Bissonette
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha guitry
- A man interested an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘you can have mine.’ - Anonymous
- A Good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. -Rodney Dangerfield
- By all means marry. if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. -Socrates
- ‘some people ask the secret of our long marriage. we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.’ - Anonymous
- I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. – Sigmund Freud
- ‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.’ -Sam Kinison
- Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
- whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
- whenever you’re right, shut up. -Patrick Murra
- First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second Guy : ‘you’re lucky,mine’s still alive.’ – Anonymous
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. then we met. -Henny Youngman
- You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -Anonymous
- The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… -Nash
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Funny quotes of corporate world
1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly...
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby. 
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