Funny quotes of corporate world

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month. 

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby. 

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources. 

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. 

And lastly... 

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby. 

Love to hear what you think!

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