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A recently fired stock trader said ... "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!
When u feel lonely and alone&cannot see any one around u,the world seems to be fading away,come along with me i`ll take u to an eye specialist!
Before marriage:Roses are red,sky is blue,O my darling!I love u.After Marriage:Roses are dead, I have flu,don`t come near me,Paray hatt tuu.
Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti
I just feel u... Whenever I feel u... I just miss u .. Whenever i miss u .. I just wanna See u ... Do u know why.... It`s just because ...
Wife:yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Difference between Friend &Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)
If ur world is spining Round &Round..& Round...Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?na Munna na its called high B/P...
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